BORDER PALACE

     Well I'm sittin in a border palace
     Suckin on Dos Equis beer
     Yea suckin with Greasy Alice
     Suckin on Dos Equis beer
     An I want to be in Los Angeles
     But it's bad enough... God damnit
     Down here

     An I can feel my skinny body
     Slip like a knife into her perfume
     Yea I can feel my skinny body
     Stab the walls of her naked room
     An there just ain't enough of that tight-white-cotton
     To hide her evil... from my boom

     An I can hear her red mouth whisper
     Leak-in from down the hall
     Yea I can feel her dry hips blister
     Rubbin noises against the wall
     Then like a scream she says... she wants it "Tough"
     An suddenly I got nobody... but that's enough

     Cause I'm sittin in a border palace
     Yea suckin on Dos Equis beer
     Ahhh suckin with Greasy Alice
     Yea suckin on Dos Equis beer
     An I want to be in Los Angeles
     But it's bad enough... God damnit
     God damnit
     God damnit