Oh Susanna Crooked down the road (by Scott Chernoff/Suzie Ungerleider) Well, I've got a carved arm and a black tooth, crippled boot and a broken heart. Stuck here in Smiley Oh God, I'm so alone, I will roam hobo, come crooked down the road. I got an idiot eye and indian hips, conhouse lips and a wino's smile. Stuck out here in Youngstown killing myself slow, So I'll hitch a rattletrap boat, come crooked down the road. I got a jacket of smoke and a charcoal lung, dumb tongue and I'm down-at-the-heels, Joe. Stuck in Stony Mountain don't know which way I'll go, So I'll take the first morning coach, come crooked down the road. SOCAN, 1996; Copyright 1997 Stella Records.