Alaska Highway While riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe I met Leonardo DiCaprio Leo, he's tryin to get away from The unwanted advances of Eminem Em's wearing drawstrings and lispin' along Sayin' "please put me into your highway song" I say hey, who's goin' my way On that great Alaska Highway I would never be so dumb To say they stole an election They bought the damn thing fair and square The emperor's in his underwear Old King Cole's a merry old troll Surgeon General smokes Marlboro I say hey, who's goin' my way On that great Alaska Highway Commandment Three says Do Not Kill Amendment Two says Blood Will Spill God sits in his rocking chair With two flat tires and one good spare Britney Spears joins Cowboy Joe With a hey and a ho and a do si do I say hey, who's goin' my way On that great Alaska Highway West Palm Beach and Cheech and Rae Dawn Chong, can't we all just get along Anchored down in Kodiak With a heart attack ak-ak-ak-ak-ak You oughta know by now, By Joel While hanging out with Cowboy Joe Keith Richards stops to say hello I play my guitar, he plays along With song after song after song after song Now that I've played with the likes of him Ain't never gonna settle for less, my friend I say hey, who's goin' my way On that great Alaska Highway