We Don't Need a Wal-Mart co-written and sung with Bob Malone 12 miles to the East a Wal-Mart sets 12 miles to the North another one yet 12 miles to the South that’s right you bet That's why I say we don’t need a Wal-Mart We don’t need a Wal-Mart I’d rather have trees and grass I’d rather have a hemherroid or an algebra class They got no scruples They got no class We don’t need a Wal Mart They can kiss my — butt So we said hey Wal-Mart We don’t want you We won’t rezone they said “Oh yeah we’ll sue” So now we got 3 lawyers all getting their due Thank you Wal-Mart, that’s mighty neighborly of you We don’t need a Wal-Mart in our community The best things in life aren’t cheap they’re free We could do without the pleasure of this kind of company We don’t need a Wal-Mart in this locality A store so big you got to have a map Aisles and aisles of cheap imported crap It’s what some folks like to call progress I call it proof that sometimes more is less Don’t really have to think too hard About whether I want one in my backyard 118 towns already said no We’d also like to tell you where not to go We don’t need a Wal-Mart We already got three How many big-ass ugly grey buildings with a red stripe do we really need I wish Sam was alive so he could hear me I’d say I’d rather have a frontal lobotomy than a Wal-Mart in front of me