B-GRADE AFFAIR © Audrey Auld Mezera 2001 (Shock Publishing Australia. Admin by Bug Music USA) She’s not silk, she’s nylon But when he’s with her he can try on All the lines he’s heard on TV “You’re the only one who understands me” He’s more generous than handsome But she shuts her eyes and imagines That it appears to the rest of the world That he loves her and she’s still a girl It’s a B-grade affair They don’t really care But it’s better than being alone It’s a B-grade affair It’s not really there But it does until something else comes along He’ll be gone in the morning And she’ll be glad she slept in Maybe tonight, well maybe he’ll call Maybe she’ll answer, maybe she won’t It’s a B-grade affair They don’t really care But it’s better than being alone It’s a B-grade affair It’s not really there But it does until something else comes along She’s not silk, she’s nylon And he’s not exactly a turn-on But she gets her drinks for free “You’re the only one who understands me”