DROP THE BOMB
Shel Silverstein

I only wish they'd drop the bomb tomorrow
To teach you a lesson for runnin' away from me,
And then I'd helter-skelter.
To our cozy family shelter
And I'd lock you out and throw away the key...

I'd be on the inside eatin' up both our rations
While you'd be on the outside gettin' thin
Yellin' and a-screamin' while you're catchin' radiations,
But I'll never never never never never never
Let you in!