Reckless Kelly Subterranean Homesick Blues A Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine A I'm on the pavement thinking about the government A The man in the trench coat, badge out, laid off A Says he's got a bad cough and wants to get it paid off D Look out kid, it's somethin' you did A God knows when but you're doin' it again A You better duck down the alley way, lookin' for a new friend E The man in the coon-skin cap, in the big pen A Wants eleven dollar bills, you only got ten A Maggie comes fleet foot, face full of black soot A Talkin' that the heat put plants in the bed but A The phone's tapped anyway, Maggie says that many say A They must bust in early, may orders from the D.A. D Look out kid, don't matter what you did A Walk on your tip toes, don't try "NoDoz" A Better stay away from those that carry around a fire hose E Keep a clean nose, watch the plain clothes A You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows A Get sick, get well, hang around a ink well A Ring bell, hard to tell, if anything is goin' to sell A Try hard, get barred, get back, write Braille A Get jailed, jump bail, join the army, if you fail D Look out kid, you're gonna get hit A But losers, cheaters, six-time users A Hang around the theaters E Girl by the whirlpool, lookin' for a new fool A Don't follow leaders, watch the parkin' meters A Ah get born, keep warm, short pants, romance, learn to dance A Get dressed, get blessed, try to be a success A Please her, please him, buy gifts, don't steal, don't lift A Twenty years of schoolin' and they put you on the day shift D Look out kid no matter what you did A Jump down a manhole, light yourself a candle A Don't wear sandals, try to avoid the scandals E Don't wanna be a bum, you better chew gum A The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles