Freakwater Waitress Song Catherine Irwin - Vocals, Guitar Janet Beveridge Bean - Vocals, Guitar, Percussion Dave Gay - Bass Bob Egan, Pedal Steel, National Guitar All songs copyright 1995 Freakwater Publishing (BMI) G C G If I didn't come home everyday G C G Smelling like fried eggs G C G If I didn't have those veins popping out D all over my legs G C G If I had my hair done up real nice G C If I had some clothes that weren't too tight G D Would you still be coming home drunk G In the middle of the night? G C G I believe it's all a joke C G But I don't think it's funny G C G There's a man at table 5 D And he's calling me honey G C G Some people were born too late C Some people were born too soon G Some people were born to die D G Choking on their silver spoon C G Maybe money can't buy everything G C D It looks like I'm never gonna know for sure C G Maybe money can't but happiness G D Well neither can just being poor Instrumtal Some people are born with love Some were born without it Some people were born with faith And were born to doubt it If I didn't go to bed afraid About some bills that'll never get paid I wouldn't be down in the laundromat Watching my work clothes fade I wouldn't be down in the laundromat Watching my work clothes fade From "Old Paint"