Clem Snide Happy Birthday Never have I been made to feel less doubtful Never have I been made to feel less cynical 'Cause I haven't been to brave been mostly frightened But I never though that there would come a day Well I hope that your song's not be "boys of summer" Just because you were both born on that day And half-Jewish boys make kick ass drummers But if you need lessons I'll have to pay And I hope that your friends are true and funny And your girlfriends are sweet and wear tight pants And after your heart is gently broken I hope that you get a second chance Just let some air in Just turn on some light Just make some room inside Never have I been made to feel less heavy Never have been made less cynical Cause I haven't been to kind been unforgiving But I never thought that there would come a day