whiskey (written by bill passalacqua) do not drive on snowy streets that's the place where fools meet use your feet but do not drive if you want to stay alive do not drive when it sleets cars do not like icey streets use your feet but do not drive if you really must arrive and keep some whiskey on your table old grandad likes black label then when you get bored or frisky just relax and have some whiskey if you walk on snowy streets be sure to wear your deepest cleats then you can safely tour the block but do be careful if you walk and keep some whiskey... never, ever walk on ice though skating can be very nice so strap on blades to glide on glass or strap a pillow to your ass