Stunt Double
(B. Malkus)



If a heart could be bruised
Mine would be black and blue
It hurt for many a day
When the drama unfolds
Stories will be told
But somebody’s gotta feel pain

You see
Old Lee Majors
He was worth 6 million
But still there came a time
When the fists got to swingin’
And they crashed all the Lincolns
Even he needed a Fall Guy

Gonna hire me a stunt double
Long and tall
With black hair and dark brown eyes
Gimme some tough fellow
To stand right in
And here is the reason why
When the woman takes to
The director’s chair
I won’t be hangin’ around
I’ll just say
Stunt double on the double
Get on over here and get knocked down

I hit rock bottom
But my back ain’t sore
You won’t see no scars on my face
But If you’re talkin’ ‘bout heartaches
I got em
Won’t somebody come and take my place