Daniel Romano "Joseph Arthur" Am G C Beware my good friends of a preacher Am C G Roaming around in our fair land Am G C F He'll reel you in with a fear of sin G F C And he'll leave with your dollars in his hand Oh you might think you're going to see him singing You might think you're going to see him play But he's coming to give your brains a cleaning And he's leaving with your hard-earned pay C Singing down, down, down F C Lick him on down F C G Make him wear that thorny crown F Am F C Come along boys and gather around G C For the departure of Joseph Arthur Oh if Jesus ever were to come back His blood would boil to the brim But since he ain't around And old Arthur's in town We're going to have to do the good work for him So if you ever see old Arthur Remember on the sorry souls that bought him If that man walks on the stage And sings Amazing Grace Cover your ears, or you'll leave with empty pockets Singing down, down, down Lick him on down Make him wear that thorny crown Come along boys and gather around For the departure of Joseph Arthur